An appliance finally everyone can use!

EVERY BODY – STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING!

THIS IS SOME LIFE-CHANGING SHIT!

Sick of using machines that constantly drain the life of your batteries even when you’re not even using the damn thing?

Tired of hitting the off switch yourself and wish that the machine would be programmed to know when you’re done using it?

Ever wet the bed as an adult?

Well, you might want to see a doctor for the latter issue – but fear not – an inventor of the modern age has listened and your electronic woes have been solved!  Countless years have been spent by some asshole in his garage creating the perfect tool that allows you the user to never have to worry about turning off them contraptions yourself.  Yes, those days of toggling switches by humans are FINALLY over!   Introducing…

THIS THING!

I wish you could see the tears of joy streaming down my face. So beautiful.

If you just watched the clip – you now know the ingeniousness of this product and want to get your grubby little mitts on one of these immediately. Back of the line, buddy. The waiting list is longer than the Iphone 5 and New Kidney Donor list combined.  The price point is quite attractive too; it’s priced to sell at only $499.95.  Gotta buy 2 when it’s that cheap.

If you didn’t feel to be bothered by watching a 14 second clip – I genuinely feel sorry for you. You are missing out BIG TIME!

OKAY, GO BACK TO DOING OTHER THINGS!

Thanks, Internet!

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One comment on “An appliance finally everyone can use!

  1. eepeepee says:

    I feel like this is a metaphor for our marriage. Y’know, in a non-depressing way.

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